HYDERABADI FUNNY IMAGES !! AMMA BAIGAN !!

 

6 LITTLE��STORIES ....

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ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
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That's
FAITH
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{ 2 }
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.
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That's
TRUST
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{ 3 }
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.
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That's
HOPE
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{ 4 }
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
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That's
CONFIDENCE
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WE See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.
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That's
LOVE.
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{6}
On an Old Man's shirt was written a cute sentence
'I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.'
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That's
ATTITUDE
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��Live your life like 6 stories.��...

EK HAMARE HYDERABAD KE # QHALAA KUCHKAAM SE JAA RAHE THE ....

RASTE ME BOHAT TRAFFIC THI OR UNHE ROAD CROSS KARNA

THA OR WO #QHALAA NE EK AADMI SE # MADAD MAANGI ,,ITTEFAAQ SE WO AADMI.. # WAHABI THA ... AB DONO KE BEECH ME KYA BAAT HUI AAGE PADHIYE .. HYDERABADI #QHALAA : Are baa zara #MADAD KARRE baa..road cross kara dere ...meku zara kum dikhta re baa..ALLAH Ajar dinga teku iska. #WAHABI : # SHIRK #SHIRK #SHIRK...... QHALAA GAIRULLAH SE MADAD MAANGRAI TUM. #QHALAA : Ayi Kya Hua re baa teku # ASRAAT Hogaye kya .... Abbi Acha Tha Na Re ba .....kaiku #shirk ka wazeefa padhra ....... #WAHABI : MADAD SIRF ALLAH SE MAANGNA JI QHALAA .. # GAIRULLAH SE MAANGE TO #SHIRK HOJATA.. #QHALAA : AYI tera # MURDA NIKLO RE .. # IFLAAS Zara road cross karra boleto #SHIRK KE FATWE DERA.... #WAHABI : ARE MAI SAI BOLRAU JI..AAPKE PAAS KUCH DALIL HAI TO DO .. #QHALAA :LE dalil ke bhukhe .... QURAAN ME ALLAH IRSHAD FARMATA HAI.. BESHAK TUMHARA MADADGAAR ALLAH HAI OR USKA RASOOL OR IMAAN WALE .. [SURAH MAIDA AAYAT #55.] #QHALAA : ACHA ROZ SUBHA TU # KHANA KISSE MANGTA OR KHARCHE KE WASTE # PAISE KISSE MANGTA.. #WAHABI : KHANA TO AMMI SE MANGTAU,,OR PAISE ABBA SE #QHALAA : TERE AMMA BAWA KYA HAI RE UNLOGA BHI GAIRULLAH HAI NA RE ..JAB SHIRK NAI HOTA.. #WAHABI : hmmmmm... #QHALAA : MAGAR TO SAI BOLA RE TUMLOGAU KE KOI B MADADGAAR NAHI HAI .... #WAHABI : WO KAISE JI #QHALAA ..ISKI B DALIL DIYO... #QHALAA : LE re dalil ke bhukhe .... QURAAN ME ALLAH IRSHAD FARMATA HAI.. JIS PE ALLAH LANAT KARDE USKA KOI MADADGAAR NAHI [SURAH NISA AAYAT #52.] #WAHABI : AMMA TUM KIRAAK DIKHRAI AAKHRI.. POL KHOL DERAI HUMLOGAU KI ... #QHALAA : KHUDA #GHARAT KARE TUMLOGAU KU.. LOGAU KU AISICH BAATA BOLKE HAULA BANADERAI... #MUSALMAANAU KU AAPAS ME LADA DERAI .. UTHE TO SHIRK BAITHE TO SHIRK ........ #WAHABI : KHALAA JATAU MAI MERA WUZU TUT GAYA... #QHALAA : BHAAG NAI TO CHAPPAL LEKE MARTIYO AB.. REMEMBER: Aaj kuch log AHLESUNNAT par ilzaam lagate hai ke hum log musalmaano me ladarai ye bilkul galat hai .... haqi

HYDERABADI STUDENT WRITES A LEAVE LETTER 2 HIS SCHOOL PRINCIPAL ...

FROM: Maich, Merich ischool, Yeich gaav,

To : Head Master , Merich ischool, Merach Gauv,

Subj: Chutti hona Dekho Sir,

Tumhare ku kya karne ka hai so karo, Meko zara kaam hai aana nai hota dekho. Ab zada maska nakko marne ko lagau, chutti dete to diyo nai to jando,mai mera le letau.

Thank you Your's faithfully Tumarach isstudent

Date:aaj kich Place:yech gav

BEST JOKES EVER ! BEST HINDI JOKES ! TOUCHING JOKES !

Raat mai sOoney se pehley Ek machar zaroOr mardiya karey , Taakii . . . . . . . . . . . Baake ke machar uske janezey pe chale jaye aur aap aaram se so sake...

Kasam se bachpan se intelligent ho Par kabhii ghamand nahii kiya.. tongue emoticon

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani Obalne se kitanu mar jate hai..������ . . Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ����

''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !. tongue emoticon . Stupid Science tongue emoticon . kasam se bachpan se genius hu... �� unsure emoticon

Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya ......... unsure emoticon

Cow & Cat both are ������������sisters..

Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.

I'm telling you,

Cow ��Mata hoti hai Aur Billi ��Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya...

No ������claps plz.... unsure emoticon

I don't like publicity.. ����:\

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, ... unsure emoticon

Jab tak knowledge hai deta rahunga...

Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:

1. Pahli baat : Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.��

2. Aur dusri baat :

Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samajhti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samajhti hai..

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

������ FRIENDS..

Daily:

1 Apple��= No Doctor 1Tulsi Patta��= No Cancer 1 Nimbu��= No Fat 1 Glass Milk��= No Bone Problems 3 Ltr Water��= Skin Saaf & DAILY YEH BLOG = No stress, Mood fresh ��������������...

[ Hyderabadi Dosti ]

Dost :- Mama Ghar Ke Samne Bike Rakha
Tha Chori Hogayi Baigan
Apan :- Aaiitt Patthey Party
Dost :- Baigan [ Mention Your Kameena Dost In
Comments ]

#The_Hyderabadi_Tales..
#The_baigan_Rocks..
#Hyderabadi_Dosti..

[ Kichadh Post ] 

She :- Dewani Hojariu Re Main Tere Sath

Rehke.

Me :- Hau Nai.. Ab Thode Din Kutte Ke Sath Rakhunga Sonchrau Tumhre Ku . Kutti Hojati.

She :- Chup Re Cheel Udhi Bhains Udhi Jaisa Nakko udh Mere Samne Suna Na...

Me :- Jande Huwa Kya Bol.

She :- Ammi Mare Re Mere Ku Galti Se Idhar Agyi Gey Tu Kate. Meku Shak Hora Ab Bawa ku Boldu Kya. .����

Me :- Hahaa.. Kya Bolti Bawa Ku.

She :- Tumhri Joru Hath Se Nikal Gyi Idhar Udhar Se Bachao Ku Uthake lake Zulm karri Bolke..

Me :- Heheee. Hau Bolde Kaiku Mare Teku Hau.

She :- Baat Kare Ki Belan leke Aa Jarae Re Roti Beley Jaisa Beel Derae meku.

Me :- Kuch bhi Kari Hungi Adhamda Kaam.

She :- Pani Padhra Kapde Nikal bole. Main Nawe Kapde Nikal Ke Istari Kardi.

Me :- Aaaiinnn Phir Kya Huwa. ?

She :- Woich Istari Leke Piche Bhag Lete Arae Mere. Idhar Aa Gey Sukhne Kapde Dali So Nikal Bole Toh Nawa Kapde Nikalti Bolke..

Me :- Hahahahaa Maa ki....

#The_Hyderabadi_Tales..
#The_Baigan_Rocks...
#_Hyderabadi_Jokes

[ Maiyat post ]

She :- Jaanu....

Me :- Margya Tera jaanu.

She :- Allah How She Dead Like This Only Give Me Some Murmure Fast.

Me :- Chal Ja Gey Dum Nakko Kar.

She :- Heheee. . Allah Jaanu Party Deriu teku Aaja...

Me :- Kaike Party Hai.

She :- Pehle Bol Meku kya Gift Deta.

Me :- Kaike Party Hai Bol Bhai.

She :- Hamare Ghar Ke Pass Na Gareebao Ku Khana Khilarae.. Main Pure chote Potau Ku Bhej Ke Full Jama karli. . Aate Aate Tu Bhi Lale Na Babe.

He :- Teri Maa Ki. Free Ka Khana Jama Karke party Bolri phir Gift Bhi Kate Kaiku Paida Huwi Gey Tu.

She :- Heheee. Chup Re Jaldi Le Leke Aa Pure Potau Ku Bheji Main Jao Re Paise Lalo Phir Main Party Detiu bolke. .

Me :- Arrrii Iske Nai Sudharti Gey Tu.

#The_Baigan_Rocks
#The_Hyderabadi_Jokes..
#The_Hyderabadi_Tales..

[ Maut Post ]

Apan :- Suno Meku Pena Dil Bolra

Unno :- Cigarette Piye Toh Muh Phord Detiun Tumara

Apan :- Meku Woh Peena Dil Bolra

Unno :- Kya Peena Dil Bolra ?

Apan :- Woich Joh Pene Himmat Hona

Unno :- Tum Kya Peena Bolrein Ji

Apan :- Woich Ji

Unno :- Chiii Galeez Insaan

Apan :- Chiii Kaiku Baigan

Unno :- Mere Saat Chichore Baata Kare Toh Muh Phord Detiun

Apan :- Chichore Baata Kaiku Baigan ...! Main Tumare Ku Nai Toh Kya Tumari Bhen Ku Bolu .. Meku Peena Hai Bol Ke Woh

Unno :- Bhen Kan Gaye Na Meri Chappal Muh Pe Utar Detiu Sune Main Sab Samjhariun Tumare Ku Kya Peena Dil Bolra So

Apan :- Aagey Woh Dewani. .. Main Zeher Peene Ki Baat Karau Samjhi ... Saala Tere Se Bezar Hogaya Main ...

Unno :- Alla ... Chii ... ! Main Kya Kya Ki Samjh Leri Thi Na ... ! Accha Peelo Aur Uske Baad Msg Karo Jaanu Meku ��

Apan :- Ya Allah Send Her Pau Kilo Mautiske ghar...! tongue emoticon

#The_Baigan_Rocks #SHARE
#The_Hyderabadi_Tales..
#Mubeen_Khaleel..

In Hyderabadi Family when a son's come Crying to home...

He : ( CRYING ) Mom : kya hua ?? He : teacher marii meku Mom : kaiku marii teacher ?? He : mai usko murgih bola ! Mom : kaiku bola murgih ??? He : jab bola tab andey derii meku teston mai.. tongue emoticon

HYDERABADI DIALOGUES ! BY THE FAMOUS ACTORS.. UNFORGETABLE !

SALEEM FEKU : Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete

Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte....

������������������TEACHER : Tell me one animal that lives in water? Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? Jahangir : Pani mein kya rahta poochri. Ismail Bhai : Fish madam Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re iszku... ������

Hyderabadeez.. road pe takkar (accident) hote hote bache to.. kaise react karte hai..?

1) Haule.. andha hai kya..? ��

2) Kahan ghusra miyan...? ��

3) Zara dekh ke chalao ustaad.. ��

4) Bahuth jaldi mein dikhra, bawa ke shaadi mein jara kya.. ��

5) Horn maarna re haule.. ��

6) Arey yaaro, mein ich mila subba subba.. ⛅

7) Ghar mein bol ke nai aaye kya.. ��

8) Meri gaadi ich mili... tere ku marne.. ��

9) Plane me paida hua kya re..? hallu chala

10) Bawa ka road samajra kya..? ��

Now this one is Ultimate..

11) Ghooorra kaiku re.. Jhinge.. ��

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