BEST JOKES EVER ! BEST HINDI JOKES ! TOUCHING JOKES !

Raat mai sOoney se pehley Ek machar zaroOr mardiya karey , Taakii . . . . . . . . . . . Baake ke machar uske janezey pe chale jaye aur aap aaram se so sake...

Kasam se bachpan se intelligent ho Par kabhii ghamand nahii kiya.. tongue emoticon

SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani Obalne se kitanu mar jate hai..������ . . Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ����

''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !. tongue emoticon . Stupid Science tongue emoticon . kasam se bachpan se genius hu... �� unsure emoticon

Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya ......... unsure emoticon

Cow & Cat both are ������������sisters..

Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.

I'm telling you,

Cow ��Mata hoti hai Aur Billi ��Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya...

No ������claps plz.... unsure emoticon

I don't like publicity.. ����:\

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, ... unsure emoticon

Jab tak knowledge hai deta rahunga...

Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:

1. Pahli baat : Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.��

2. Aur dusri baat :

Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samajhti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samajhti hai..

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, ��

lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

������ FRIENDS..

Daily:

1 Apple��= No Doctor 1Tulsi Patta��= No Cancer 1 Nimbu��= No Fat 1 Glass Milk��= No Bone Problems 3 Ltr Water��= Skin Saaf & DAILY YEH BLOG = No stress, Mood fresh ��������������...